Bryce Harper Is A Punk Kid
I bet she's seen a lot of premature ejections in her dayIn case you haven’t heard, Bryce Harper is pretty good at baseball. At 16 years old, he was the cover story of Sports Illustrated, in which Tom...
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This Dog Doesn’t Like Baseball Video Games
Please forgive my inability to identify baseball video games, since the only games that I play are old school Final Fantasy re-releases for the iPad because I’m a ballllllller. Nevertheless, this bro...
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This Team Didn’t Like An Umpire’s Call. What Happens Next Will Hit You In The...
(Headline inspired by Upworthy.) I can’t decide whether this is a sorrowful statement on the state of modern sportsmanship or the kind of thing you fist pump about, so I’ll let you decide. Our friends...
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Two Minutes For Being Thirsty: Dick Move Or The Most Pathetic Call In Hockey...
I mean, I probably would’ve sticked the guy in the back of the head for doing it, but this might seriously be the worst call ever made in a hockey game. Brendan Leipsic of the WHL Portland Winterhawks...
View ArticleWell Well Well, If It Isn’t Phil “Captain S–thead” Luckett
Isn’t this asshole supposed to be working in the NAIA right now? Jesus. I wouldn’t hire this guy to do my taxes. What a fucking idiot.
View ArticleI WOULD BE F—KING OUTRAGED ABOUT THIS IF WEREN’T SO GODDAMN NICE OUT!
FUCK YOU, ED HOCHULI. Fuck you, right in your well-toned ass. That’s what I would say to you if God hadn’t blessed me with a 200th consecutive day of fabulous sunshine and gentle breezes! You fuck....
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What Were The Officials Doing In Overtime, And Why Did They Miss These Calls?
ESPN We need to talk about the officiating in overtime of Game 2. The refs weren’t good all game, I think both teams can admit as much. But they were particularly awful during overtime. With 1:35 to...
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